30 Things I'm Not Supposed to Eat

1. Mama's mouth guard
2. Coins
3. Nails
4. Screws
5. Spilled food on the sidewalk
6. Vomit outside the local bar
7. Coyote poop
8. Fox poop
9. Raccoon poop
10. Goose poop
11. Mama says, "POOP IN GENERAL!!!!"
12. Eyes off of stuffed animals
13. Stuffed animal fur
14. Any parts of stuffed animals
15. Books
16. Paperclips 
17. Pens (especially when Mama is trying to write with them)
18. Tacks
19. Glass shards
20. Random bits of plastic
21. Mousetraps
22. Mud
23. Bushes
24. Straws
25. Dead things on the side of the road
26. Fast food wrappers on the side of the road
27. Fast food bags on the side of the road
28. Fast food cups on the side of the road
29. Anything found on the side of the road
30. Paint balls (seriously, don't eat these, one will give you the runs for days)